BY FAR, the weirdest city we’ve ever been to. No offense Portlandians, but you HAVE to already know this about your city…

For those who want to get an idea of what we’re referring to without actually going to Portland, watch the show Portlandia. Spot on. Also, we did 7 of the top 10 things to do in Portland on TripAdvisor in like, 3 hours. That’s just sad…

BUT – we had an Amber with us and that made the experience a whole other level of entertaining!

Miles walked/hiked:          7
Miles driven:                   216

Japanese Garden:

Best tour guide ever:

“But what about the koi?!?”

So sexy:

EVEN SEXIER:

Mt. Hood:

The International Rose Test Garden:

And this amazing sequence of photos:

Forest Park:

Ashamed I even know of this hotel’s existence in pop culture:

A Ben & Jerry’s Tesla!

And we will leave you all with this: